who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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