Me. At least after what I've been through.
I cockslap morals
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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