I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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