Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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