i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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