well you can't waste a boner
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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