Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
