Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It's never too late to be topless.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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