So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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