If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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