Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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