Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
how does that bad decision feel?
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