How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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