i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She said her name was "party"
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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