There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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