Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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