Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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