You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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