im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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