i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
