So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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