Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
She said her name was "party"
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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