That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My hand turned me down
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.