It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?