We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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