Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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