Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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