Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You've changed since you got that strap on
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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