apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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