Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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