Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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