i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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