I think i sorta joined a cult last night
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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