wanna go halves on a baby?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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