S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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