So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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