everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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