i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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