I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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