I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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