remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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