I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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