If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
