look no pants
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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