Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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