I bet he comes in French.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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