also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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