im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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