dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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