I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
