i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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