Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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