I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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