yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
