The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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